emily

silly

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[Randi White @RandiWhite]

Yall said “nahh” to this.

I hate yall.

[emily @3mbrav3]

@VP ilysm im so sorry …..

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I’m on the jet alone

[V. @mcvncent]

a bump served like this would be magical

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

This the type of shit I'm on

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

gag city welcomes its new resident gypsy rose blanchard !

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

high heels on my tippies

[emily @3mbrav3]

if there’s one person ik im gonna have a guaranteed epic time on molly with it’s spongebob squarepants

[emily @3mbrav3]

ahh, mornings where i’m forced to blow dry my body for warmth

[emily @3mbrav3]

FUCKK daylight savings

[emily @3mbrav3]

egg rolls are still so fkn cheap. inflation did not affect the egg roll.

[Steph ❤️‍🔥 @flllywithme]

Nick Jonas really had us wearing this shit when we were 15

[emily @3mbrav3]

i stg my moms a virgin

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is where i was born

[emily @3mbrav3]

paula abdul rly still doing her damn thing

[emily @3mbrav3]

if i took a shot for every time my grandma asked if i found my man in shining armor i’d be dead

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible

[emily @3mbrav3]

dnt speak 2 me ~ on summer break