Em

a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing

[the escape goat 🐐🏃🏾‍♀️ @erickasinclairx]

When you're a snail but you somehow manage to escape your communist mother chasing you with an iron cord #APLang #aplangexam

[kalab SHEFFUR 💜 @calebshaffer27]

It's gotten to that point where, every time Insta tells me that Beyoncé posted, i get super excited/nervous that she's given birth

[Em @3mmalane]

@Anthonelli19 u right I am petty sometimes

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

true

[Glamour @glamourmag]

Give it up for #Moonlight, everyone. #Oscars

[evan :) @beyonseh]

beyoncé's first pregnancy wa a miscarriage. she has every right to celebrate the fact that she's healthy enough to have twins at 35. https://t.co/h2QnpfD4ya

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

I love cleaning. Do y'all love cleaning?

[Em @3mmalane]

I just destroyed a quiz on the J.G. Wentworth ad lyrics and I've never been more proud of myself

[Em @3mmalane]

Whenever I'm bored I just evolve a rattata

[Em @3mmalane]

Six years later "like a G6" is still poppin

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

making art
having fun
g2g

[Laurie Hernandez @LaurieHernandez]

Nailed it😂😂 https://t.co/tnCiVY6nMM

[Em @3mmalane]

@_calebshaffer_ buy me one too when you get the $$$

[Em @3mmalane]

SIMONE BILES JUST GOT A 15.966 VAULT YES GIRL POWER

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Lilly King has done it! She defeats Russia's Yulia Efimova to win the 100m breaststroke gold medal.

[Em @3mmalane]

@Anthony12343211 @_calebshaffer_ one ran away from me:(

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

hobbies include: repeatedly yelling 'ITS HOT OUTSIDE' when its hot outside

[Scream Queens @ScreamQueens]

#ScreamQueens Season 2 is waiting for you! RETWEET if you're ready for the Chanels to return on Tuesday, Sept. 20. 💋
https://t.co/496Kpft02n

[Em @3mmalane]

I would rather sacrifice a pillow into the gap between the headboard and the mattress than push the mattress back because I'm lazy as heck

[Em @3mmalane]

@Anthony12343211 this might be the best thing we have ever done