Em

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in 💯

[Em @3mshmem]

The person responsible for all these terrible tweets

[Em @3mshmem]

@itzRyuji__ Jelly filled and I don’t play about those

[Em @3mshmem]

House smells like gas, non-emergency told me to call 911, but it’s coming from outside so I’m going to bed

[✨Reyna✨ @Reynitaaa_93]

FUUUUUUUUUCK ALL YALL WHO GOT CALVIN HARRIS TICKETS

[Jerry Berry🫐🍇🍓 @slvttyberry]

Maybe the Calvin Harris floor tickets are the friends we made along the way

[Em @3mshmem]

Jesus and crystals brought to the exam. We need everything we can get.

[Em @3mshmem]

Does Amazon deliver to the Amazon or is it a false advertising situation

[mimi ⋆｡°✩ @mimileaks_]

Fuck you shopper drug mart

[Em @3mshmem]

In uni, they’ll put a weekly quiz up your ass if you’re not looking

[Em @3mshmem]

Thinking about the guy who brought me cat food on our first date because he knew I had a cat

[Em @3mshmem]

The dream of becoming a chiropractor

[Em @3mshmem]

@meowerser Oh hell nah you’re staying

[Em @3mshmem]

Perfecttttt

[Em @3mshmem]

Gonna fuck my exam on Monday

[Em @3mshmem]

@xishoodlaan Get ready for bell hooks, Kimberly Crenshaw and Judith butler 🫩

[Em @3mshmem]

@KELLYCRASHOUT Pralines and cream

[Em @3mshmem]

Gonna fuck my exam on Monday

[Em @3mshmem]

Like are you seeing what I’m getting at

[daisy 🧛🏻‍♀️ @starvinm0nster]

skin DRY, hair GREASY, body FAT, room MESSY

[Em @3mshmem]

Guy on the train had the same pattern umbrella as his jacket and I think that’s quite sweet

[Em @3mshmem]

And you did it at my birthday dinner