Zoe Stafford

Entry level junglist

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/1F99uJgQQ5

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Never had any interest in football but I’ve absolutely loved watching @Lionesses and feel so proud of them today. I’m so glad my daughter gets to grow up seeing female athletes like them and knowing she can do that too if she wants ♥️

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

@davewrong Have your feet cooled down yet?

[Tate @Tate]

Pre-Raphaelite artists believed that art should truthfully represent what we see. They used bright, jewel-like colours so that their paintings stood out and demanded attention. ✨

🌸 In this film, Glory Samjolly shows us the tips and tricks to painting, Pre-Raphaelite style. 🌸

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/1F99uJgQQ5

[The Place Theatre @ThePlaceBedford]

Starring dancers aged 3-16 performing ballet, tap, modern & contemporary dance styles we help to retell the stories that make our dreams light up. The Zoe Stafford School of Dance present our 4th full school performance, Bedtime Stories.

This Sat & Sun

https://t.co/ZV3bszNBN3

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

@davewrong C’est la vie- B*witched?

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

@EmseyLou12 @book_bint Dave rang the record shop to ask me something. I’d not told him I was there, he just guessed I would be

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

I’m a whole girl of a certain age, so of course I’m watching Emily in Paris. It’s terrible. Like so bad. Have I turned it off though? Not yet, but I’m not far off

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Betty just shoved a paintbrush up her nose and told me it was a lateral flow test

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

@EmseyLou12 @sipsmith should use that as a selling point

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

The more I watch Frozen the more shit I think their parents are. Kid needs help, let’s just lock her in a room and not let her out or let her sister even talk to her. Yeah that’ll fix everything

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

@davewrong @t_twisted Worth it just for Duggee

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Bettys new way of stopping herself going to sleep is to beat box

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Something about a wedding that has me wide awake at 5am

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Feel like a raisin today. Would quite like it if Betty would, literally, get off my tits

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

It’s too hot, dancing was shit, my trainers rubbed my feet and the kid took 14 years to get to sleep. Thumbs up

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Watched the first episode of the new Gossip Girl. So far I’m not convinced

[Zoe Stafford @3oetrope]

Why do people find it so weird when you say you’re sticking with just the one kid? Like I’m fucking poor and broken from the one I’ve got, why would I want to be poorer and brokener??