3 Percent DDHL

6th best team in the DDHL

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@realDonaldTrump You have small hands and an irrelevant opinion

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@ddhlguild hope your on ice game isn't as weak as your Twitter game

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@liljohnman17 @DalzellTyler @Tyler_real4

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@liljohnman17 @plewsey5 @10ccullen @Tyler_real4 https://t.co/WEXZWoLF5V

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Bring icing back.

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@plewsey5 https://t.co/u3ANAAe9r1

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

The good, honest, hard working people of Buffalo should not have to put up with #ShitStain 365 days a year. https://t.co/uylUzeRvGS

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@ACCMB https://t.co/pjKwZN4Jqu

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, the ACC is shaking like a hot Dominican chicks ass on a jog in July. It is LOUD in there like the weed that Chad sold you last week

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@HayesTSN @odognine2 @OverDrive1050 What's worse? Shorts guy or jeans and flip flops guy

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First 10 fans in attendance tonight get to shower with the boys after the game #gardenhoses #ploffs

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Due to low attendance numbers in the past few games the budget has ran dry. The boys are taking the morning skate in the gym. #playoffs

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Star defence man Dillan Plews talks about shutting down the top line of the Co-operators in the regular season finale.

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Team stats Feb. 12th

Connor Johnson 6 chest shots

Dillan Plews fell down 4 times

Aiden Poirier had 3 saves

Colby Cullen was still drunk

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Dillan Plews

Fun fact: hails from the 3rd best of 3 prairie province

Strength: d room dance moves

Weaknesses: wears white washed jeans

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Coner Johnson #17

Fun fact: once survived off $5.47 for 3 months straight

Strengths: first to the rink

Weaknesses: passing the puck

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Aiden Poirier #1

Fun fact: knows French

Strengths: not goaltending

Weaknesses: College

NHL Comparison: Jamie "Noodles" McLennan

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Mykel Steen #19

Fun fact: huge fan of janes chicken fries

Strengths: Dumping at least 7 beer before every game

Weakness: gaining weight

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Colby Cullen

Fun fact: has an extremely intimate relationship with @reidgillis9

Weakness: addicted to pussy

NHL comparison: Radko Gudas

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Tyler Real #4

5"1 97lb

Fun fact: Tyler runs his own phone repair business

Strengths: goatee growing ability

Weaknesses: tinted visor

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Congrats @Fowlsupper for being the first follower. As a token of our appreciation we will let you run the forward door next game

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Jordan Enger

6"1 215 pounds

Enjoys dank memes and fighting

Strengths: has a truck that can carry team equipment

Weaknesses: Hockey