@PennyLaneBuck Now I’m imagining a convo going like
“Can ketchup be used as lube in a pinch?”
“No you’d get an infection”
“But what if you don’t insert it anywhere”
“Just use lotion”
“I ran out”
“I don’t even wanna know WHY you ran out”
@PennyLaneBuck ‘s PFP freaks me out 😭 I’m sorry
It reminds me of a tragic hiking crime documentary from late 2000s-early 2010s where they show a pic of the victim with dramatic music
Explaining that your dizziness feels like a high magnitude earthquake that’s more swaying that rumbling to an east coast American doctor who has never traveled is the hardest thing ever😭
The fact I’ve tried explaining how when my leg goes numb it’s not pins and needles or tingling but more like it’s too heavy to move
Like why does NUMB mean so many things😭
Terrified of the fact that baby girls can just start menstruating and most parents have no idea why there is blood in their babies diaper so they are inclined to believe the worst has happened