things Carter Bryant has been compared to on this app so far:
- a "medium rare sugar cookie"
- Ducky from the Land Before Time
- the "human embodiment of a dumpling"
- Biggie Littles from NBA Street
- 'Lamb Chops' with cornrows
- a "6 year old who made a wish to get "bigged like Tom Hanks in the movie, Big"
- an unreleased Muppet that will be the cousin of Abby Kadabby
- the bottom of a stingray
"When I first got the job, I called Landry. I said, 'hey, I want you here.' I'm sorry about the way the circumstances are contractually. I have nothing to do with that, but I believe you can help us."
- Mike Brown on Landry Shamet
I'm sorry I can't get over how this game was called. I dont give a fuck about narrative spinning and all that bullshit, I'll go over the beautiful game tomorrow to make up for it
Jalen Brunson shot 3 FTs to begin the game and 2 at the end. That is absurd how he was defended in that time frame