3rd Shift Shit

This is what happens in hotels between 11pm and 7am. Now get the fuck out my lobby.

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Love this guy.

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My manager tells me 7 days before departure that I can't go on a trip I requested 2 months ago. Idiot thinks I'm not going. Surprise!

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Guy rips key card out of my hand to a room that is not his. Is surprised I call security? #Weirdo

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If you are a stereotypical queen rife with entitlement: Stop talking. Nothing you have to say is of any use to this world.

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"It is unacceptable that so many other people are in this hotel's bar. I'm not sure I can stay with you any longer." -Fuckwad Guest

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The standard rate is $229. I offer you $149. Your response is to attempt to manipulate, shame, and guilt me. #YouWantMeToHelpYou?

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"I will not EAT this pizza without my cheese sticks. Plain and simple." #EntitledBeyondAllMeasure

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Wedding Season has begun! #Drunks #Assholes #Drama

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Bridezilla Alert! I believe everyone in this building has been cursed out at some point by her. #JustCause #MarriageIsHerPurposeInLife

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Drunk woman demands Front Desk to make the Bar stay open later than business hours regardless of noise violation ordinance #HasAProblem

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We probably pissed off every guest to pass through this hotel in the last 3 days. #SetUpToFail.

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Fucking in the "Family Bathroom" was a good idea until you broke the sink off the wall and got caught by security. #You'reDrunk #You'reDumb

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Your hotel is 100% occupancy a week straight...yet you don't hear a peep from them all night long. #QuiteNightAtWork.

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Creeper be creepin' in my lobby. GO TO BED!

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Overnight Room Service is generally the biggest scam a hotel can offer. The Mac & Cheese has been cryo-vacced/frozen since February.

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"Baby you're a tiger." "No those are my reading glasses" Actual conversation between a Guest and his prostitute

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@ConArtist Yes, I can tell when you're using a fake employee forms. No you can't have it back after I tell you you're not getting the rate.

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1 Room. 8 People. Split the bill 8 ways. Can you say fire safety. Fucking ridiculousness... Get out!

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@PoliteRednecks If you're not going to even hide the marijuana when I bring your request, please offer to share it.

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F*CKING RIDICULOUSNESS