Nclecta

AΦA. Fall 2k10. I tell dad jokes.

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

I know I’m big on grammar and every day I see something on FB that tells me I need to never be on there cause they don’t give af about grammar.
I thought using “no” instead of “know” or using “are” instead of “our” was bad
But today I saw “gel” instead of “jail”

[karl ❤️‍🔥 @getawaykarll]

Don’t believe this shit. Go out tomorrows and VOTE

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

“Beam me up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

beam me up, lord.

[Aye kNut @NahNotHim]

Wtf is thaaaaaat

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

😂

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Draymond TACKLED a Suns player then started CHOKING Dillon Brooks 😭

[🐺Nelly❄️ @ItsForMegan]

Why did she know everything?! 😂

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Robinson Cano Jr. has signed a $1 million pre-agreement with the Marlins, per @mikedeportes

The 16-year-old infielder is set to join Miami as part of their 2028 international class

[🍄Kelly Vercetti🍄 @Kels757]

The whole city need a drug test

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

‼️

[dani💕 @luv4deee]

as a reckless spender, i’m here to tell you that the money always comes back.

[Mr. Untouchable @Mr_inTouchable]

Sixty days from today is a new year.

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

These celebrities black and non-black need to stop opening restaurants! Just franchise some shit if they wanna be in the food business so bad

[Steve Lookner @lookner]

TMZ: "The passengers on the private jet that crashed in Florida have been identified ... they were a family of four from Texas ... and they were traveling with their nanny and two friends ... TMZ has learned. Onboard the Learjet 60 that crashed Sunday were 44-year-old Austin tech entrepreneur Adam Robinson, plus his wife Helen, their two kids, and two close friends ... sources close to the family tell TMZ."
https://t.co/pT5Bdh5By6

[Jenni Carlson @JenniCarlson_OK]

Russ jersey retirement announcement

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck off bitch

[Apex Jones 🫵🏿😂 @ApexJonesHACKED]

"Aye Larry, you ain't hit a shot since 84!"

Jamaal Mashburn tells about the time college star Rodney Rogers talked slick to Larry Bird, only for Magic Johnson to hear it. When they played again, Magic fed Bird over and over so he could make Rogers eat every word. Even with a bad back, Larry Bird was a monster. Greatest Small Forward of all time.

(MagicalBasketballMoment)

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

As they should

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Oklahoma City Thunder will retire Russell Westbrook's No. 0 in the rafters on Feb. 7.

[nuel @c68ty]

Mojo Brookzz reveals he panicked after checking Netflix and initially thinking his comedy special had completely flopped.

"I went to the movies, the top 10 movies, and I wasn't in the top 10. And I was disappointed."

"I was like, 'Damn, I wasn't expecting this. Did I fail? Did this flop?'"

"And I looked at the picture and it said number one."

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

That nigga is going to stay ENGAGED 💍
And yes I’m talking about who yall think 😂

[Nclecta @3rd_String]

Me yesterday 😂

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Nobody:
Me for the next week: it’s 4pm but it would actually be 5pm right now