Ally Burns

Got any grapes? ⚫️ She/her

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

Thank you🫶

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

East Palestine railroad derailment will have a significant negative impact on the health and wellbeing of the residents for decades and there is almost zero national media attention.

We need Congressional inquiry and direct action from @PeteButtigieg to address this tragedy.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please tell others that take these. We expect to add more than 1k more meds over the next 12 months, if not sooner.

[The Associated Press @AP]

U.S. women soccer players reached a landmark agreement with the sport’s American governing body to end a six-year legal battle over equal pay, a deal in which they are promised $24 million plus bonuses that match those of the men. https://t.co/bckAzsInkL

[Ally Burns @3rd_degree_BURN]

Starting 2022 off right

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

proposing a new morality test: the scrooge index. it’s just how many ghosts it’d take for you to be nice to a poor person. anything >1 is a fail. if a ghost pops up to call you a dick, take a hint. it never has to become a multi-ghost situation. jeff bezos’ scrooge index is 497

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Leaving on Thanksgiving break vs Sunday night

[Ally Burns @3rd_degree_BURN]

Can’t imagine anything spookier than a second full hip reconstruction!! Catch me back on 2 feet in 3-4 months😎

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term https://t.co/VQ9f3LKGxP

[Ally Burns @3rd_degree_BURN]

The same Joe Mixon that broke a girl’s jaw for rejecting him? Yeah maybe not…

[Not Jake 🥷🏻 @CincyHub]

We need to get Mixon a girl man

[Ally Burns @3rd_degree_BURN]

@Marty_McFlyy21 @Mattreos @jimmynguyen_ Omg why is he so bad at that😭

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

🚨 ***** MISSING ***** 🚨

My Friend Jenay is missing if anyone has seen her please contact me or Columbus police

Last seen on the westside of Columbus, Ohio

please retweet!

[Ally Burns @3rd_degree_BURN]

@Marty_McFlyy21 @adr_avi Not yet, don’t want to trigger his PTSD

[Cat Bastard Quinn @QuinnCat13]

It doesn’t miss

[PRAYER HARBOR @PrayerHarbor]

MISSING 🚨

PLEASE RETWEET AND PRAY

Middletown, Ohio.

6 year old James. Last seen in the area of Crawford St. 3’ tall, 42 lbs. Dark blond/reddish hair and blue eyes. Any info call 911.

@reflog18 @NathanZegura @obj @bakermayfield @barstoolsports

[Ally Burns @3rd_degree_BURN]

Today I walked out of my apartment without crutches for the first time in four months. Calling this a huge win

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

brb gotta drop my middle schooler off at the Maldives