ian middleton

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

this virus ain’t a joke... but i guess i was to you

[aint no way around it @bubbab4by]

Fuck this assembly cuh

[keto mom @sourraisinsnack]

The best tweets come from birds

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

complex thought is too much power sometimes i just wanna b a squirrel

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

alliteration

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

@munchingonbugs sup bitch.

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

@chemicalspray5 Mom’s dab pen 🔥🔥

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

We have some comics filled out with the exact same lines

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

Im comparing Diary of a wimpy kid do it yourself books with Cobey

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

@bedhead_bryan Can i buy one 😭

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

Five things NOBODY KNOWS about me
1. I like videogames
2. I am gonna adopt kids
3. I have nightmares everyday
4. I am strong
5. I have a blanket

[NFL Game Day Viewer @timmphelps]

I got up #waytooearly because I had to use the bathroom.

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

shift leads only got 3 moods: sports enthusiast, horny, or angry

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

i used to take a shit in barnes and noble every friday

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

random lady told me her dog is dangerously friendly

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

look how ugly this shit looks

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

yellow lined paper makes your handwriting look so bad

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

moron civil war

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

Blue lives matter supporters fighting cops is so funny 😭

[ian middleton @3rdfloorross]

yelptomic bomb