3rd

personal twitter. if you don't know why my name is 3rd then there is no reason for you to follow me

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bitches love tacos

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I’ve never once purchased a pair of socks

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IN YOUR FACE SPACE COYOTE!!!!!!

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Cowboys from hell drink for free

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“I don’t need your Pussy bitch I’m on my own dick” might be the most relatable lyric I’ve heard in a song to this day

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Hurry up with my damn croissants

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Who.... who... WHO WILL BE MY SMITHERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hot jams > dope beats

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Never underestimate the power of a hot jam

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You know that my suit costs more than your house

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Buy t shirt securities

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I still don’t know how @elonmusk got around the stonecutters

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@scarletsadexxx Oh Tatu... the original step sisters

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Ralph wiggum lost his shin gaurds hack the bone... HACK THE BONE

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I followed some crack head for two blocks cause I thought it might have been Dwayne but no... just some other skinny crack head

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Flashed me a glance in the cat woman stance with them phat booty pants

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My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you

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A squirrel stole my last apricot

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https://t.co/H2UyJRMOAz

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Once my friend Austin was worried about me while I was having a panic attack. I had disappeared to cry behind a bush. No one could find me and the hotel refused to give out my room info... long story short, Austin bought a hotel

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I am pretty sure my cat is just using me for my thumbs