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They call me The Postman, because I always deliver

- Robb Stark admirer

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Guy who’s been paid by netflix:

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A momentous night for the U.S. and Folarin Balogun, who won't let two goals on his World Cup debut get between him and his latest series.

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Hungover and moved to tears by a Scotland Rugby Greatest Moments video
#sensitiveyoungman

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International women’s day is just a regular day for me. Just a glimpse into how feminist my mind has become (?)

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In a lecture and American friend wearing a camo hoodie asks ChatGPT ‘how many miles ran to make up for a cigarette’ before whispering to me that he likes global warming because it ‘pisses of Europeans’. Can’t make this up.

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Nigel Farage would deport Paddington Bear even though he’s POLITE #messwiththebeargettheclaws

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New York better than GREATER London? Imagine a bear called ‘Grand Central Terminal’. Fuck off.

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The allegiance to the military demanded of US politicians should be replicated in the UK except to Paddington Bear

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Watching the @nicotries_ Xmas Calendar 2025

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Went to spit in my palm before a handshake but missed

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noo!! that was the basket with all my eggs in :(

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No booze in the station WH Smith. Brexit Britain.

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@JackFarthing23 pics or it didn’t happen

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Sent a photo of my cooking to the family group chat and got no response. I am NOT the clown they treat me as

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Some interesting things I found while searching my flatmates’ rooms for gum while they were out. Hope everybody enjoys.

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Getting a job at a bar near uni so I can ask every woman over 40 if they’ll be using their student discount

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@nick_a126 Eventual Nick Allen Valentine’s Day post will go dummy

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Wasn’t going to buy the homeless man outside Sainsbury’s a cider until he promised he’s not an alcy. One 8% Henry Weston’s immediately please!

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questioned the ‘doctor’ who said I shouldn’t drink for 2 weeks and he asked if I knew how concussions work. Concussions need to know how I work. Never met a pint I couldn’t drink

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took a knock to the head and the voices have stopped. guys where did you go

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Sitting in an internship interview and they just asked why I wasn’t on the 2022 joint Hampton/LEH leadership and team building weekend???