Oh! And he showed up late looking like he just woke up and he left to go shower or whatever and I just sat there in his kitchen for a good 15-30 mins with his mother eating blueberries while she chatted about our Lord and Savior #GodBless 😭
So this one time I applied for an Executive Assistant position for this tech CEO who lived near me. The pay was meh but it sounded fulfilling so I was really excited. Cut to 2 hours later and I am in a carrot field with his father digging up, machete-chopping and hauling carrots