ThreeRiversTesticle

Professional hockey player, #6 on the roster, #1 in your heart. Legendary nose hairs. Getting older and fatter but in a really cute kind of way.

[ThreeRiversTesticle @3RiversTesticle]

@Lightning100 @theadamculver @615jayson @AmericanaFest 1:30pm, non-football Sunday.

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Hey crushed ice that comes out when I selected cubed ice.

Go fuck yourself.

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@aHomco I'm getting a bigger van.

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@aHomco So, does this mean no old man van camp at pinestock?

[Whatzup 🎸 @whatzupftwayne]

Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band tonight @RibFestFtWayne. These guys are so darn good, dont miss it!

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@RodHissong @quakersteak I think we're the winners on this one.

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@Homco @smartinsky @aHomco I have ether that smells like kiwi strawberry snapple. You'll love it.

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@Homco @smartinsky @aHomco I can make room in my van.

[Funbags McFuckstick™ @mc_funbags]

The closest thing to religion I practise is Schadenfreude.

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@21AliveWPTA OMG!!! IS ANDREW GOLSON TRANSFERRING TOO!?!

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@21AliveWPTA Is Everett Golson transferring too!?!

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@jkenny_ns @skindog219 @TheGreatJordano SCORE!!!

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@jkenny_ns @skindog219 @TheGreatJordano just kidding. I put two nerds on pirate patrol. Gonna steal that shit.

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@jkenny_ns @skindog219 @TheGreatJordano I'm on my way.

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Intro music to the tv show Sherlock is almost like GOT it without caffeine.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

"Wanksy" draws phallic symbols around potholes to get the attention of city officials. And of course it's working. http://t.co/OCRWBdonyr

[ThreeRiversTesticle @3RiversTesticle]

How the hell else would they start the race!?! https://t.co/UtXQrvXFZ9

[21Alive News @ABC21WPTA]

Man arrested after firing a gun during Little 500 weekend at Indiana University http://t.co/4SLXFCkvcN

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

When I have a hangover, I'd rather be at work than at home with my son: http://t.co/gmUs2ED7jL

[ThreeRiversTesticle @3RiversTesticle]

Engineer also said water is wet. https://t.co/TvdfHQgLPj

[news-sentinel.com @newssentinel]

Engineer says avoiding flood zones is best measure against flooding http://t.co/pXgwdeYQKC

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Twitter suggested I follow Miracle Whip, like I'm some white trash girl with lice and a brown tooth.