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Victim/survivor of a vicious eyelash curler accident 04/01/14 #ADHD.

she/her, occasionally wtf

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Might as well pin this as a memory of the times it wasn't entirely shite.

https://t.co/8Hc9UOER45

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@MichaelMaynes3 @EdKrassen And look at you, no matter what he does, you support it.

So, how many children has he saved? Go on, tell us.

And btw, he hadn't stopped shit. He can't even stop shit when he's in his diaper.

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@MungoJerryLTD Ah, this song always brings a smile to my face when it comes on the radio. Love it.

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For those who were so concerned about inflation in the run-up to the 2024 election, the inflation rate was 2.9% during Biden's last year in office. Today, with Donald and the White House in charge of the economy, inflation has risen to 4.2%.

4.2 > 2.9

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@lilafowlerOC @N2THEV0ID @HunterBiden All the magats see is a drug addict. They don't actually realise that people can have achievements in life beyond that.

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@N2THEV0ID @HarryCorvair @HunterBiden So, why exactly is it you support an anti union grifter? Why would you support someone who has welched on paying tradesmen for decades? Do you hate yourself? Do you think you don't deserve to earn?

I honestly do not understand the mindset.

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@wm99wm2 I've just watched it. Such a beautiful family and he was such a lovely wee boy. His vocabulary was really pretty good for his age as well, they got far more information out of him than you'd expect from a two year old. I'm glad they finally caught her killer.

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@Steadfastsure2A Because in those station, it's not feasible to pay the wages. If the fare is enforced on the way on to the train, it helps mitigate the losses.

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@Steadfastsure2A It isn't. On a bus, you're faced with the driver immediately. If you don't pay, you don't get on. On a train, it's faster because they allow you to get on in good faith and check your tickets after. It's currently a trust exercise. People skip fares constantly.

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@RandyTaber6 @magachrchpastr God speaks to him. It tells him you should read more of his tweets to understand what he means.

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@HelenBrell @magachrchpastr Well, I can see you're very well named ...😬

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@Jesse_Venture @magachrchpastr No way did magats come up with something that catchy. They must have employed a speech writer.

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@magachrchpastr Much like the episode in which Mr Burns thought they could possibly be booing him, but it turned out they were saying Boo-urns.

All very plausible.

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@Steadfastsure2A @ScotRail There's always been a buy before you board policy. It's your responsibility to be there on time. Used to be there was a policy where you could only purchase full price singles on board.

It's the responsibility of the customer to be at a station at LEAST 5 mins before departure.

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@JeezusMurphy @w_terrence He only became president because THAT election was rigged by Elon. Absolutely zero chance he won all the swing states, especially when you see the other votes attached on those wins, where the results went exactly as predicted.

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@dianav125 @w_terrence

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@realestnic0le @iSowelu @w_terrence The entire world can see his lies. In fact, his lies are so fucking obvious, you can see them from space... but maga can't see them...

Yes dear, you're in a cult. And it's not even a good one.

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@realestnic0le @w_terrence Jesus Christ, does any light get in through those blinkers you're wearing?

How the fuck is he transparent? I mean, we can see through his lies, but that's not the same thing. You actually think he tells the truth about anything, that's worrying.

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@skatewing6 @BarryNiall @w_terrence He's both.

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@MFJohnHancock @melsee5 @rcc @w_terrence He wishes...😬😂

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@w_terrence How the fuck is asking him a pertinent question disrespect you absolute fucknut of a moron?

Every other president was grilled by the press and answered, he is not special. He should be accountable for his actions.

You're a buffoon.