little baby idiot

In 60 years, instead of house hunters we'll have social media hunters and they'll look at my twitter and say, "This account has good bones."

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

My bf puts on mask and it's like, POV: my surgeon bf just accidentally knicked my carotid artery and I'm bleeding out on the table and he's yelling for a crash cart and shocks my cold, dead body multiple times until a nurse finally grabs his arm and says, "She's gone" 😍

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

Best part is they turned their comments off, I guess with no sense of irony whatsoever.

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

I am in love. I would like to go sledding and then come home to eat curry together and drink hot cocoa for dessert. Is that too much to ask >:(

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

This is very good

[Ace/Fylkir 🏳️‍⚧️🐉 @voxstille]

@AlexTheHonk I've been thinking about this one a lot lately

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

News just in: I want a bagel and some soup for dinner

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

I can not do anything today. I want to lay down forever and let the grass turn my body to dirt

[🌱John Hyphen🚲 @JohnHyphen]

another big day at the office

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

What color should i dye my hair?

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

A gnome and a cat!

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

Isabelle from animal crossing :)

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

A holiday card from me to you ✨

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

@POKOPIPO But why is it so small?

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

The more time I spend at my parents' house, the more I realize that all I want in life is to be cute, have two incomes, and to never even speak to a child

[UniqueSora @unique_sora]

A heart’s a heavy burden

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Little birds goes to work.

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

The👏Great👏British👏Baking👏Show👏 deserves👏an👏anime👏spin-off 👏

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

@smoleart Omg the little faces on the mountain 🥺

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

I am so fucking cute that it's threatening

[little baby idiot @3suitsfor129]

@cubmoth It was released as Rata3CPO: return of the rat