Ethan Noon

[KozmytSosa @MasterSwervo]

Not a soul in a seat. It’s 1 & 10 in the 2nd on the 50. It means more

[Gno Xio 🍉 @mellow_gigginox]

"I just learned of the passing of Pope Francis."

[Ethan Noon @3thananon]

@BMajors80 @nikicaga @NJCle85 These are faculty 😭😭 I guarantee the majority are over 40

[Jank Younger🔻 @dunrig]

A lot of gems in this clip

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

The honest B or C student, submitting essays filled with awkward constructions, malapropisms, earnest, if failed or surface-y arguments--a surprise hero of the present age.

[Ethan Noon @3thananon]

@mrvela1234 @ok_but_still NY cakey pie

[Curtis Archduke of Uke Pitchard VI @MyNameWasFred]

Tensions rise as Santa Claus discusses his elf empire. Does not disclose size of army amid illegal Greenland occupation.
Source: GargoyleDaily

[Ethan Noon @3thananon]

Dwarf scum thinks the Core belongs to them 😂😂 go back to the mines in Bavaria and shill for h*mans #deathtoalldwarves

[jacobdasherr @Jak3yD_]

Tweet like you in the ECU (Elf Cinematic Universe)

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

The foolishly wrathful cats, the trickster bird aggravating their dispute, the mighty peace-keeping hound… this clip is mythopoetic

[Ria D. @midoririot]

I’m always a little embarrassed by my collection of YA novels

[evangeline 📺 @evaeieoooiaeea]

Real thumbnail i saw today

[aidan @expiredloop]

L Train Sleep Paralysis Demon

[omar @unoth1m]

They don’t call it friend group in bushwick They say Aroace polycule

[Ethan Noon @3thananon]

Minion

[໊ @buffys]

what do THESE colors remind you of???

[Ethan Noon @3thananon]

@iodidde Baseline 2% of the population is funny at all

[Attorney at Law @mrvela1234]

@CaribbeanRythms "The chinese never had to be strapped to splintered wooden ships braving 60 foot swells" Zheng He would like a word