hudginsftw

I've got ham, but I'm no hamster.

[Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 @CryptMidwest]

#WhenTheSunDisappearedWe Got Mooned 🌖 😱🤘

[Weekly Humorist @WeeklyHumorist]

Cheaping Beauty #FrugalFairyTales     @paul_lander

[Eddie and the Bruisers @EddieinSanDiego]

My wife wont help #IfIWereToWriteABook

[hudginsftw @3thorsdown]

O, Solar, Where Art Thou?
#SolarEclipseInASongOrMovie

[Alisun Jane @AlisunJane]

Still trying to figure out this whole #MeActingLikeAGrownUp thing

[Mohammed Miah @ref_tm]

#MeActingLikeAGrownUp led to most of my problems

[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ☘️🎨🍟🎶 @SMBC4Me]

Not giving into the threats by a parent for not playing their kid more of the game.
#MeActingLikeAGrownUp

[Teresa Palmitessa @TeeCeePal]

#ThingsThatLastFourMinutes running a mile
— anyone not me

[Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 @OhWhelm]

#WhenIMovedIFound it was a lot less fun than not moving

[Good ol'Irish boy 🇮🇪 @timvicious]

#WhyDinosaursReallyVanished wouldn't you leave if you had the chance? https://t.co/mjd5PTEmg9

[ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ @laughingskull59]

Someone said something about someone's mama . . .
#WhenTheMonstersFought

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

#WhenTheMonstersFought they were underestimated—at first

[Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde]

Even #WhenTheMonstersFought the cats still won

[ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ @laughingskull59]

Kill Bills . . .
#MoneyInSongsAndMovies

[🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ @_Katiebyy69_2]

I said "Fuku den"
#AndThenIWalkedOut

[hudginsftw @3thorsdown]

@juniejunus 😆

[AntiSocial @Anti_Social_040]

when you accidentally started an argument, but all you really wanted was some reassurance

[hudginsftw @3thorsdown]

@GoToBedRory My boss might hear me say that I'm sick, but this is what I really mean