The Universe: It's simple, just gaslight yourself and become delusional.
Me: I simply cannot do this.
Universe: *Kicks me in the teeth, again*
Universe: *Blesses 🪄 evil shitty person right next to me* Sorry, not sorry. 🤷🏻♂️
For me personally I'm going to say this was possibly one of the most defining moments when I knew we had entered a timeline that we might never escape.