eva

raised in captivity

[eva @3v4t4r]

Kung fu lives in everything we do, Xiao Dre. It lives in how we put on a jacket, how we take off the jacket. It lives in how we treat people. Everything is kung fu.

[eva @3v4t4r]

After you turn 20 you will never find a comfortable sleeping position again

[eva @3v4t4r]

I want to go to Disney World so damn bad, wear the fuckass mouse ears and everything…..

[eva @3v4t4r]

They should let you Uber eats a joint with your meals

[eva @3v4t4r]

Seeing an adult clearly over 30 playing hay day gives me a new lease on life

[eva @3v4t4r]

just found out my type is blue collar workers

[eva @3v4t4r]

texting and driving would be a lot easier if there wasn’t someone bitching in my ear the whole time

[eva @3v4t4r]

bring back that eyeshadow palette you could lick and tasted like peach

[eva @3v4t4r]

and just like that, the day wastes away into the maze runner trilogy

[J @yikingtons]

It’s Age Gap April!

[eva @3v4t4r]

joni mitchell back on spotify. by the way guys jniio micuthwl is balckonb sportify

[eva @3v4t4r]

it’s always “you remind me of my mom” and never “let’s go see a puppet show” 🙁

[eva @3v4t4r]

elt and john

[redacted @aquariusdays]

damn this hangover sucks what was in that four loko and edible and dirty shirley and glass of wine and second edible and american spirit and

[eva @3v4t4r]

the worst thing you can do to a woman is eat her spinach dip

[eva @3v4t4r]

hey bae can you move for a sec I need to vacuum the crumbs in my bed 🤗🤭

[eva @3v4t4r]

@adrisnotawesome can i get this printed on a t-shirt

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

i think about this every day

[eva @3v4t4r]

traffic so bad I reconfigured my hinge profile

[gb/angel 💙 follow my alt @golfballbfdi]

Thought this was a butch lesbian no its just Young Sheldon