Relâmpago Marquinhos

i don't care

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

“Hoy a Pablo le apetecía calmar la tensión internacional geopolítica actual, así que he aprendido mecánica cuántica y haciendo unos ajustes a las ecuaciones de Madame Wu he creado la Esfera de Buga para obligar al Pentágono a desclasificar los archivos sobre aliens.”

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

@sulfurooo Inferno recovery

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

I think Elon at this point is just tired of capitalism and wants to end it with this ipo. That would explain all those meetings with Jeffrey

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

La cerveza ahora es kombucha.
BBVA quiere que “manifiestes tu hipoteca”.

Mañana Idealista: “pisos que vibran alto” desde 2.000€/mes.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

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[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl"

What your ancestors did on a random Tuesday:

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

@Tonxellade @historigins They are recreating the meme about the CEO in Coldplay's concert that when shown in camera was trynna hide bc he was with the side chick

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

[Evernight'nt @EverNightXII]

El antes y después de todos en twitter:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Me after hearing HR industry is going to be cooked as well

[miya @miyarah_]

una vez te saltas una clase, todas empiezan a verse saltables y ya no hay vuelta atrás

[mickey friedman @mickeyxfriedman]

my agent team watching me try to fix a bug manually

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

@Hesamation

[Relâmpago Marquinhos @3vilpizza]

@claudeai claude W

[Neet @neet_sol]

"why do you want to work here" in a job interview

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

2025: “AI will be used to cure cancer”

2026: