número uno

Man, No plan

[newsFendi @BendiTheBagak]

Takde pun Cina dan India kata “You tak mau kandang babi takpa, bina dekat area kami okay kami terima.”

Takde. Cari aku satu comment. Satu je. Aku cabar.

Sebab apa? Depa pun tak mau kandang babi di kawasan mereka. Bau babi busuk, bau taik, potensi utk virus kuman sebar tinggi.

[ian @lANZAlNAL]

Murid joget, live tiktok joget, president joget.

Negara joget.

[A4کليڠ #RobohKuilHaram @ForAzhar00]

Hari ini 13 Mei, genap 57 tahun peristiwa pendatang nak halau Melayu dengan penyapu dalam gambar ni dan kemudiannya membawa kepada peristiwa berdarah.

Adakah kita tak mahu ambil iktibar dari sejarah, mahu terjatuh ke lubang yang sama 3-4 kali?

[mohammed hussein~Gaza 🇵🇸 @mohammedIhysse]

I remembered a moment before this war…

Whenever the Israeli army invaded my town, Beit Hanoun, my friends and I would run into the streets and throw stones toward the soldiers.

They fired bullets at us, while we had nothing but stones in our hands.

I knew that a stone was nothing compared to a weapon, but because it was my land… I felt that the stone was stronger than bullets.

That is why I never stopped.

We fought with whatever we had, throwing those stones as if we were defending everything we loved. 💔

[número uno @3zzxdd]

Sebab babi2 isap pedem ni la aku payah dah nak cari flavor vape. Aku jumpa depan2 tgh stim mcm ni mmg aku tumit leher sekor2

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Sebabtu kena haramkan cepat vape ni dekat Malaysia. Nak dapat flavour pening macamni pun senang.

Banyak gila side effect dekat otak bila hisap benda ni. Fikir masa depan dik 😅

[FatihahJamhari @FatihahJamhari]

Memualkan. Anak raja melayu nak baca teks pun tergeliat lidah.

[mhmmdhsm @mhmmdhsm]

Lelaki yang korang kejar tu macam bangla je sampai kelaie mcm tu sekali 😭... kenapa muka x hensem selalu dikejar2kan

Yang tak tahan penuh tombol2 taik unta atas katil

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Forever a classic

[mhmmdhsm @mhmmdhsm]

Hahahaha dasar keling pariahhhhh

[mhmmdhsm @mhmmdhsm]

Bila kau terpaling polis dan hanya berani dengan bangsa melayu je.. cuba kalau dengan lain menikus mcm tikus 😌

Ini akibat ambik budak SPM jadi polis

[A4کليڠ #RobohKuilHaram @ForAzhar00]

“Tanah ni takde sape letak papan tanda dan pagar, so kami pacak la kuil sini, apa salah kami kaum keling”

[Beyinsiz @superbeyinsiz]

Üzgünüm ama yapay zeka değil. İsrail askerleri tam olarak böyle gözüküyor :/

[isu apa hari ini @dahfollowbelum]

Before After

[🅰️SIADecoded @asia_decode2]

🇮🇳 An Indian immigrant Hindu women was caught on CCTV stealing entire plants from a private property in the UK.

Apparently old habits don’t stay at home when people travel.

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

Scammer tells people he's giving them a present and then demands money. Today he learned the art of FAFO.

[Universal News @universalnewsx]

🔴 A Turkish motorcyclist who narrowly escaped an accident saw his mother praying when he got home.

[Qeez #RobohKuilHaram @qeezfikir]

Meleis, belacan

🗣️ Keling

[Jeff Ooi @Jeff4Malaysia]

Seremban.

A mother who allowed her underage son to drive her car, which later got into an accident claiming three lives, was fined RM1,500 by the Magistrate's Court.

RM500 per life

Super merciful and super cheap.

https://t.co/M6ubBAknC9

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

THIS IS HILARIOUS 🤣

🇮🇷 Iran at 3 PM — “We will turn Israel into a shithole country”

🇮🇱 Israel at 9 PM — Iranian missiles destroyed their sewage system, turning it into literal ‘Shithole’ 😭

Iran is literally toying with them now 😂