Y E S E N I A

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Schools be like
“say no to drugs”
then medicate a
6 year old
for having
6 year old energy.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

“I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back in 1 hour.”

— Luigi Mangione

[Tomo 🔻 @EggCakes27]

I am not calling back bro

[Lauren @libralaur]

Bitches in Chicago be like Beach Dayyy😍

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Man arrested after ‘dressing as Grim Reaper’ at hospital and staring at patients https://t.co/UhdjNsDfbC

[haram iman 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴 @haramsomalinimo]

Forgot to buy deodorant three days in a row

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

a baby just blew vape smoke in MY face wtf

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

Niggas be 17 drinking budlight nigga what the fuck is yo problem

[n @jesusmokedganj]

I’m a dead beat cousin I hate family reunions

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn’t buy a gingerbread house from you bitches

[nikki 🪽 @bleachbunnyy]

im like a clown that no one hired or pays

[gii ִֶָ . @diiabadesaia]

quando vc compra aquele bglh q vc tanto queria e ele finalmente chega na sua casa e vc percebe que nada vai preencher o vazio da sua alma

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[Flamour🔜ASC @TheFlamour]

@Hypetaph I FOUND IT

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

what substance do I have to abuse to enjoy living