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Reflecting Pool
Joined January 2026
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I'm ready to mock.
1. You're the Speaker of the House. If someone sneezes you knoe. You're lying about not knowing. You're just waiting for your script.
Q: The ICE agents who killed a person in Maine yesterday were reportedly not using body cameras. That's despite DHS officials coming to Congress and repeatedly saying they want to expand body cam usage. Does there need to be accountability?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know anything about this event. I was a little busy yesterday. You guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours.
Now it's time for the 58 million. But unfortunately he'll stall until the rest of his life to avoid paying that.
Three years of stalling. Every appeal exhausted. The Supreme Court said no. And E. Jean Carroll just collected $5.6M from Trump for sexual abuse and defamation. The verdict held. The eagle has landed. E. Jean has her money.
🤣
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious the Reflecting Pool contractors drained it during the day so everyone can see the tire tracks from when his motorcade drove over it before the sealant was totally cured, and now everyone knows he's been lying for weeks about vandals.
What?? Trump lying? I'm shocked!
The Reflecting Pool has been drained and there is still no evidence of a three football field long gash.
Hear me out and I know it’s hard to fathom, but is it just possible that trump is lying?
Scumbags
ICE shot and killed two people.
Now, they’re trying to hide the truth from the American people.
Evidence has mounted that the supposed “gash” in the Reflecting Pool is...
...tire tracks Trump caused by insisting his many-ton presidential convoy drive on the pool’s fragile surface.
Why? He was too lazy to walk.
Per his own edict, he must now do 10 years in federal prison.
🚨BREAKING: The drained Reflecting Pool did not reveal any slices. Instead, tire marks were visible, obvious damage from Trump’s vanity drive in a fleet of 10-ton vehicles for no reason at all. He ruined his own project, then lied and blamed the citizens who paid for it.
I wish RFK Jr experiences the illnesses that he has stopped researching.
The CDC under RFK Jr stopped tracking cases of cyclospora, a parasite that causes diarrhea
Now the case count, like the diarrhea it causes, is explosive
Thousands and thousands of cases across the US but no one is quite sure how many
What a shit show
Brilliant
A witness who saw vandals destroy the pool has released a statement: "First the punks drained the pool. Then they disguised themselves as Trump and his team, got into cars, and drove inside the pool! To make sure they're heavy enough to ruin it, the guy playing Trump was really fat with massive cankles. Why would they do this to our pool?!" Why indeed.
I actually believe it. He didn't linger in the hospital for 3 weeks. The FBI is scrubbing his house and computers for anything and everything that makes him look like a bad guy. Delete Grindr profiles, Epstein related stuff, anything that MAGA would hate.
Let me get this straight. A senator dies of “natural causes”… and the next day twenty FBI agents descend on his house. Windbreakers. Manila folders. A big black bin. For a heart thing.
But relax…it’s just an “abundance of caution.” Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. We totally believe you. Totally.
Wow! A real Karen. What do you know?
@karloumil It's not that they MIGHT NOT use the correct grammar, it's that they most assuredly DID NOT. This isn't guesswork, Karen!!
@sandibachom 3 MILLION ACRES.
The man ICE killed in Maine...laid on the fucking SIDEWALK FOR FIVE HOURS after he died.
OMG. She doesn't even want to do it. She speaks like a hostage reading from a script.
Making Lindsey Graham's sister a U.S Senator is crazy.
Remind us about DEI, nepotism, & meritocracy again.
I hear Darth Vader's march in the background.
Mark Zuckerberg, an outspoken critic of "man-made climate change", shows off his new $300,000,000, 287-foot mega yacht, powered by four gigantic diesel engines.
Yet another stark reminder that Net Zero is only for the peasants
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