401

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So this girl I know says I don't know the highway. I drove by her later and waved but it was a really cold wave and I didn't smile

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401 Glossary: When all the cars get in a big line in the middle lane and tailgate each other thats a road penis

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That moment when a perfect 1991 Ford Taurus goes by and you think you might have time travelled because who the fuck has a mint 90's Taurus

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TFW you hear a rattle but it turns out to be your front fender rusting into two pieces and not something expensive

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To the guys in the 323 who blew a tire, did a 180 onto the shoulder, and then put on the spare in less than two minutes: You are 401 gods

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Protip that guy with the high vis vest, big hat, and tripod on top of the bridge: He a cop

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If you want to experience being behind a white SUV without it's lights on in a snowstorm stare at some drywall and swear at it

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Nobody gives a shit about your Chrysler 300

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"But trucks are good in snow" you wail as your F-150 slides backwards into the armco

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Black Kia lemme help you out: Cereal is a table food

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Blue Nissan Versa driver your hazard lights are to warn others of danger not visualize your internal terror of light snow flurries

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D&R Trucking: I don't know how you made your truck smell like dryer sheets this morning but I really liked it

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We can all see your brake lights turn on every bump because you're driving with two feet. You're a fucking disgrace and should feel bad

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Diesel truck does a regen cycle blowing white smoke all over. Everyone else playing it cool except for one guy LOSING HIS SHIT HONKING

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Missed Connections: Your Saab went into a spin in front of me and I caught a glimpse of you death gripping your Subway sandwich. Text me

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Angry that the OPP took 45 min to show up then the officer looks like Shaq and your troubles are carried away by his husky baritone