Citizen Jane

In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

By the powers vested to the titular head of India, I present the King of pre-formatted, copy pasted Obituaries.

@rashtrapatibhvn Great work. Seems like you too understand our pain like Modi. He's missing out on the Obituaries but we definitely have you for that.

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@HDFCBank_Cares Unable to do banking at all with the new website which is only looking good but is basically useless.

Unable to send/receive money. Unresponsive page

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@airindia 👎🏼

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

Pathetic service champions @AmazonHelp @amazon @amazonIN

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@AmazonHelp @amazonIN @amazon @AmazonHelp Unhelpful and dishonest customer care team

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@amazonIN This is how long I've been kept on hold by Amazon customer care for a much anticipated order that was supposed to be delivered today but was pushed to tomorrow without even attempting delivery. No help anywhere @AmazonHelp @amazon

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@AmazonHelp @amazonIN @amazon @amazonIN @AmazonHelp @amazon Now your team is informing me that the order was never out for delivery. Well, what the hell was I tracking yesterday? Such MISLEADING information and still no resolution. Every 10 seconds customer care person changes on chat

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@airvistara Issue resolved. Please thank the ground staff at Baghdogra Airport especially Priyanka for their understanding and help. Power team 🙌

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@airvistara Please check DM

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@AndrewBolis Guides

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@FordIndia I need roadside assistance with my vehicle. However on calling your toll free number 18002097400, the automated response said they were affected by "the cyclone".

What cyclone? Why are the services down? Why is it directing me to fill a form instead of providing help

[Arcade Archive @Arcade_Archive]

This place keeps on surprising us with more games being rescued.
Unfortunately just the monitor,Pcb and controls are worth saving from this Championship Sprint 😞
#retrogaming #arcade #preservation

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@HDFCBank_Cares What is wrong with the mobile app? Keeps crashing

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@YatraOfficial unable to re-schedule my flight even with customer care help. The process is too time taking with replies on updated quotes coming in 24-48 hours window on mail. Fares are dynamic and this long process is not helping in any way

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@CloudnineCare I booked an appointment through Practo but on visiting I realised the hospital charges more than what is advertised for an appointment.
There is also this mandate of downloading an app to register that does not allow DOB to be entered easily.
What is all this?

[Raspberry Pi Foundation @RaspberryPi_org]

10K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY 🎉🎈🎁

To celebrate 10K followers on Twitter, we're giving away 3x Raspberry Pi Foundation tote bags containing Raspberry Pi branded goodies 😍 Winners will be randomly selected on Friday, 19 May 2023.

To enter: Follow us, like & RT this tweet.

Good luck!

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@TrafficGGM NONE of your numbers are working..or the numbers have always been bogus.
KINDLY reply

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@AmazonHelp Assurances of looking into the matter, raising with logistics team and fast delivery

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@amazonIN DISAPPOINTED. Made to wait the entire fuxking day, made several calls with delivery guy, customer care, warehouse guy.. While assuring delivery on the said day... Still have NOT received it

[Citizen Jane @404_fonde]

@AmazonHelp Ugh. Hey Amazon, I do not want to waste my Monday on you guys. Might as well cancel