CD_Schultz

Amateur sports bettor. Be Brave, take calculated risks. Own your own future. #2ndAmendmentEnthusiast #CryptoNovelist #SquidGrowArmy #LSUFootball #DenverBroncos.

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

7 weeks from right now...

Our first Witching Hour of the NFL season 🥹

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

I’d stay away from that bottomless taco bar if I was HIM.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

“While you consider your decision, please enjoy this special behind the scenes footage of the time we kidnapped the President of Venezuela for, like, no reason.”

[CD_Schultz @404crypteaux]

#NewProfilePic

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Silence Commie, the eagles are screaming

[CD_Schultz @404crypteaux]

Cheers mates 🍻

[Glenn Reib @GlennReib]

Dear Sane Americans,

As we get closer to the 250th birthday of the greatest experiment in human liberty the world has ever seen, I’ve noticed something truly hilarious online. A certain subset of our fellow citizens, bless their fragile little hearts...has announced, with all the solemnity of a Victorian widow, that they will be boycotting America’s birthday party. Why? Because Donald Trump exists and breathes air. Apparently the country that survived actual wars, depressions, pandemics, and every flavor of political idiot for two and a half centuries suddenly becomes irredeemable the moment their preferred candidate loses. How noble. How principled. How utterly predictable.

These are the same people who spent four years telling us that “democracy dies in darkness” while simultaneously claiming half the country was a basket of deplorables. Now they’re ready to spit on the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and every firework, hot dog, and bald eagle because....gasp, the wrong guy might be in the White House again. The Republic that outlasted King George, Hitler, and the Soviet Union can’t possibly survive another Trump term, so better to sit in the corner pouting than join the rest of us in remembering we’re still the last, best hope on Earth.

Well, here’s the good news, you delicate patriots-in-name-only: We don’t care if you celebrate or not. Really. Take your ball and go home. Spend the day doom-scrolling, stress-eating kale, and writing angry threads about how the country is “literally over.” We’ll be too busy grilling, laughing, and reminding ourselves that America was built by people with actual spines, not by fragile narcissists who treat politics like a high-school breakup. We wouldn’t expect less from you dolts.

The rest of us, sane Americans of every party, background, and region, will be celebrating anyway. Because this isn’t about one election or one man. It’s about 250 years of imperfect, rowdy, magnificent self-government. It’s about the radical idea that free people can govern themselves without asking permission from coastal elites, Twitter blue-checks, or anyone else who thinks they’re smarter than the Constitution. So go ahead. Sit this one out. History will barely notice your absence, and the fireworks will be just as loud!! Happy 250th, America! See you at the party! A Sane American who’s not letting children ruin the cookout.

[CD_Schultz @404crypteaux]

@Orioles #BLOCKED

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

“World War eleven…”

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang him. That would solve it permanently.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

All I can get out of this video is imagine having the middle seat in outer space.

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Rescuing American Pilot in Iran (2026, colorized)

[CD_Schultz @404crypteaux]

NUCUUUUULAR threat!! Moron.

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@RepJimmyGomez: "You testified last year that Iran was not building a nuclear weapon. Do you stand by that statement?"

@DNIGabbard: "Context matters—"

Gomez: "You either stand by what you said last year, or not."

[3rd Line Ehlers @Press1forClout]

Coming this Sunday 🇺🇸

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

I'm never leaving this site

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Something every young athlete dreams about and a situation you play out 1000’s of times on a rink-on a court-on a field…by yourself imagining that very situation…….
and that dream became a REALITY for Megan!
Can’t get enough of it.

[CD_Schultz @404crypteaux]

@ComplexSports Legendary Karens

[DK @DKSports77]

This photo needs to be hung in every rehab center on the planet….could be the greatest sports photo ever taken❤️

[Stanford Steve @StanfordSteve82]

I just watched Anthony Kim birdie 5 holes on the back 9 and beat Bryson and Rahm. It was awesome. Shoutout to the crowd at Adelaide.

[CD_Schultz @404crypteaux]

@GovofCO With all due respect… You’re an absolute tool. Cringe worthy is not enough. Try better…