40haus

Avoiding Lavern and making protein shakes since Fall 2012.

[40haus @40Haus13]

Justin is going to Vegas on a Tuesday.

[40haus @40Haus13]

We're considering just rebranding this twitter account as Justin's PR machine. https://t.co/ADGKECuIDQ

[Evan Lepler @EvanLepler]

All @theAUDL coaches were asked to choose the best players in their division in a variety of categories. The results:

[Sneaky House Hippos @shhultimate]

#carletoncollegeisthebest

[Spin Ultimate @SpinUltimate]

Everyone should live their life with this kind of confidence. https://t.co/xWQiz5VbnU

[40haus @40Haus13]

Is there anything quite like the deep despair of post-alumni weekend Monday

[40haus @40Haus13]

Also https://t.co/jcupkR6pgQ.

Cc: @AlumniGame @TheRealWknd

[40haus @40Haus13]

We are all forever traumatized by an entire highlight reel of Justin taking people deep #FakeNews https://t.co/GwR6UyNYLR

[Ultimate Frisbee Association 🥏 UFA @watchUFAtv]

Justin Norden could not be stopped in Week 5, going for 13 assists, 8 goals, and 122 completions in the San Jose Spiders two big road wins

[40haus @40Haus13]

D-Nord and his 18 layers of extra baggy clothing getting stacks on stacks. https://t.co/mSg0sP4LiL

[Ultimate Frisbee Association 🥏 UFA @watchUFAtv]

Justin Norden @SJSpiders (8 assists, 67 completions, 1 block, 3 turnovers) is the Week 2 #AUDL Player of the Week!

[40haus @40Haus13]

Poll for our devoted followers: Which haus member flew to LA, but didn't play any disc, and didn't make it to makai on Sunday?

[40haus @40Haus13]

Weekend preview: https://t.co/fS3c03gnxy
#DanceZoeDance
@shhultimate

[GUT Gyzygy @AlumniGame]

The 24th Annual Carleton Ultimate Alumni Weekend will held May 10*-14. (*Wed. Night Suburban Hottub + Ping Pong Surprise Party). Make plans!

[40haus @40Haus13]

Classic post trip struggle: trying to get justin to send us all the photos he took. He once refused for over a year #TrueStory

[40haus @40Haus13]

Classic end of trip: dealing with all the weird food items that Justin left behind

[40haus @40Haus13]

Justin tries to get us all to go to a music festival

[40haus @40Haus13]

'Justin, if you catch this seagull with your hands and place it in my lap, I will go to the festival with you tonight.' #40retreat2016

[40haus @40Haus13]

"Alexa, play top 40."
"Alexa, play top 40."
"Alexa, play top 40."
"Alexa, play Selena Gomez"
"Alexa, much louder."
#Alexa

[40haus @40Haus13]

40retreat: where we all fly thousands of miles to do random stretches and rehab in someone's uncle's living room for a weekend.

[40haus @40Haus13]

If you keep a Smirnoff ice in an ice cream sandwich box overnight, the ice will freeze #protips

[40haus @40Haus13]

This just in: jnord is the student body president of Stanford med school? Who knew

[40haus @40Haus13]

We iced jnord