40IsSupposedToBeFun

I am slowly expanding my horizons

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I have literally not been alone in weeks. I’m 45 minutes, I’ve loaded the dishwasher , cleared the kitchen, managed 2 orgasms and got ready to go out. A little rushed but much needed 😈

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@GingerGent1 😏

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There’s having sex with your partner because that’s who you have sex with. Or fucking someone who looks at you with abject desire and lust, who desperately needs you and you them. I miss that.

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Would anyone else ever choose quality alone time over sex with a real person?

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@QueenCuntyBollz Sorry this has happened to you. Hopefully it will do your long term book sales the world of good!! Fancy stealing a book of love and positivity, the irony is strong in that one. All the best 💪

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@tighthead65 Dunno. I’m quite attached to my clit stim - definitely recommend!!

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Is there many things less undignified than scrabbling around in a state of undress, looking for batteries with flustered urgency when you’re existing ones died unexpectedly?

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@Kind_Gent Sounds exquisite

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Do all men do that thing doggy style where they pretend they can’t find where they should be for a moment to give you chance to say “oh actually, just pop it my arse, you know I love that” 😂😂😂

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@KCBloomWrites Screenshot rather than picture 😜

[Jess @LadyWardog]

🤣😳☠️

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Warm day over here, enjoying the air con in a trip out

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@LordOfFuckery Such an odd thing to do

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@Minxymissy Absolutely

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Welll. I guess 40 was fun 🤷‍♀️. Thanks for helping make it that way 😈😜

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@FreakyFrog44 I meet middle aged men in secluded locations, take photographs and report back 😳

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@QueenCuntyBollz Morning, thanks for that, you have yourself a wonderful holiday 😎

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@herefortheluls6 I’ve never encountered a circumcised one 🤷‍♀️