funny haha account ✡︎

everyone on this site is stupid except me

i post mad retarded shit on here be warned

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Go to ✨ https://t.co/1rR5GQN0hl ✨ to get my brand new book, featuring Khepri!

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

If you accrue enough McDonald’s points you get a Zoom call from Grimace.

[funny haha account ✡︎ @40percentretard]

@TeeVee47247273 Kanye

[funny haha account ✡︎ @40percentretard]

@1deltascarlett @74EagleScout76 I don't think that "neutral" is possible. Everybody is influenced from outside forces, and every decision they make is influenced by that. I do think that teachers should try not to be influenced by religion, however.

[CamTheCan @CamTheCan]

chompy the mar mar (gif version)

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Moozy 🇭🇳 @igor2008film]

Tumblr is why Donald Trump won

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Half Life (1998)

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

An unexpected side effect of climate change is that “room temperature IQ” will gradually become less of an insult over time

[smoggy (Ythan Harcourt) @smoggy1536445]

The far left and rhe far right are the same people.

Both suck russian cock.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad owns every gas station ever dont f*** with me

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my surgeon replaced my blood with peanut butter

[funny haha account ✡︎ @40percentretard]

@FUCKOHNOIMGAY I hate how watered down nazi has became. People treat it as a synynom to "evil," and while yes, i would consider the Nazis evil, thinking someone is evil does not make them a nazi. There are many ideologies that are evil, some of them polar opposites to nazism.

[funny haha account ✡︎ @40percentretard]

Really dislike how liblefts treat "good person" as something objective

[funny haha account ✡︎ @40percentretard]

@FUCKOHNOIMGAY I dont like calling people retarded that much. I'll only say it if they say something REALLY stupid. This is just common libleft stuff.

[funny haha account ✡︎ @40percentretard]

@RaspberryFella Jarvis, post the waffles and pancakes tweet

[Sunlight @lurk1911]

@vimiyui

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

"Hey! I like to put words into other people's mouths to villainize them.

Anyway, this is my comic about how people don't want to share their opinions with me"