Mike Hawke

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[Mike Hawke @415cody]

MF saying South Korear

[jak @pepperjakcheese]

Yea imma need a top 100 prospect for this 2 month rental of the best 2B in baseball

[Peckins @Peckins6]

Bitch you making 22k a month to practice

[Harlo Pippenger 🥕🛠🎀 @PippengerHarlo]

average san francisco campaign

[ash @yourbuddyash]

this looks like they tried to use de-ageing cgi on david duchovny

[Jameson Draper @jamdraper]

Guy who has watched 1 movie ever:

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

If you look like that at 19 you earned a little terrorism

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[bathcat @bathcat]

is this a good amount to have saved as a 27 year old man

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

he didn’t get booked on a tv show for ten years and instead of doing any self reflection about that decided they simply just can’t make them anymore

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

spain fans are like “we thuck thoooo bad”

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[chavíto @Chavito316]

nobody:

me knowing they both been fire since 98:

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

#NothingLikeIt

[brandon* @brndxix]

you can tell that he hates constantly being surrounded by stupid chuds, but has to accept it because it’s his fault

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

david lynch correctly asserted this as a common fear amongst people