Adam

"God is an Instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter and I am a bar of soap" - Someone funnier than me, circa 2018 --- He/Him

[Adam @41W1lson]

Had a dream I was scrolling through Twitter. I am uninstalling.

[Adam @41W1lson]

@G_tea_98 They're dino shaped and I think that's cool

[Adam @41W1lson]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 Life was better back then

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

The man who stacked the court and made killing Roe v. Wade possible has been credibly accused of sexual assault, sexual misconduct, and rape by 15 women.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i love when a guy pretends to not know his birth chart so i can calculate it for him. THAT is a chivalrous gentleman.just kidding he’s a manipulative little whore and im onto him

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Adam @41W1lson]

@microbiosara Favorite pen ran out of ink don't text

[Adam @41W1lson]

Found my rage. Hater mode

[Cyrain @Cyrain]

Unfortunately about a week ago @LiquidChillin suffered a stroke due to an infection which spread to his heart. More information can be found here at the gofundme his brother started https://t.co/isglyrJtgB

[Adam @41W1lson]

I want someone to do to me what Pokemon Ranger did to my Nintendo DS. happy pride

[Nina @ohhainina]

He’s out there

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Return of the King of the Hill of the Rings: