Call me crazy but I don’t think President Kamala Harris would’ve turned off free lunches for poor children or cut Medicaid funding for vulnerable Americans.
People love to brag about not having TikTok but I taught myself to prepare and grow a successful garden, pressure can, bake sourdough that won’t ☠️me, apply lipliner, hella book recs and countless other skills just from watching those silly lil videos on the “dance app for kids”
joe rogan: "they all do the same move they drop down and do the splits"
miley: "that's what i think when i'm watching your shows too, all the same stuff"
People are totally chill if yoy don’t drink but lowkey loose their shit if you don’t eat cheese. “How do you live in Wisconsin and not eat cheese” sorry I’ll just go cry in lactose intolerance Karen
Had a team building exercise where they asked for everyone’s favorite corporate slang. The unanimous winner was “hey I don’t know if you’re speaking but you’re still muted” 😂
Woman who grew up in a hoarder household so she can’t stand clutter 🤝 Man who grew up in a Midwestern household so he keeps every box, charger and packing material for every electronic and appliance he has ever purchased