High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃

1# Ted Lover in Ireland

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

no idea how my parents don't realise I've had many conversations with them while I was actively high. I mean come on man I was blasting Jamiroquai in the car on the motorway at fucking 10 a clock at night, do you really think I was sober?

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

not on my goon account but I felt like saying this here.
I'm mid text and I made a stupid joke and the guy I'm messaging told me to shut up, and now I'm disappointed in myself because being told to shut up made me horny

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

shut up shut up shut up stop thinking shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

@fortunesfool4u

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

I GOTTA do this shit

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

my bitch ass never gonna make a banger tweet

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

twitter is a sad sad place

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

this some bullshit right here

[ponyboy 🥕🥕🥕 @horseonaleash]

wait i just mogged everyone in this thread

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

I love this discord server

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

@johnbennettluvr genuinely oh my

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

i mean like can you blame me though, I've literally spoken to a guy while he was actively doin coke

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

twitter is making it harder and harder for me to pick up on sarcasm in my daily life, like one of my friends made a very deadpan joke about having done coke the night before, and I straight up just asked where he got it not realising it was a joke.

[:3 @nmechangedme]

how it feels to make a joke around people who arent perverts

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

twitter is making it harder and harder for me to pick up on sarcasm in my daily life, like one of my friends made a very deadpan joke about having done coke the night before, and I straight up just asked where he got it not realising it was a joke.

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

@daintyangelara GOOOOOOODDDDD MORNINGGG

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

@HDFeature_ @MunkyBreadd dont think too hard about it

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

I'm complaining a lot about the Ted animated series but I also know I'm watching that shit day it comes out

[High Krab(wizard)🧸🍃 @420dollas]

@horseonaleash I know your dreams