Luxury Vinyl Ben

I was born on the floor, raised on the floor, grew on the floor, I sleep on the floor. I deal in the floor, I will die on the floor. All I've known is floor.

[Luxury Vinyl Ben @420floorgod]

Why haven't we heard from Akon and Young Jeezy?

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@Food4ThoughtNH @Longdstncedrunk The guy from Fear Factor?

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@tallblar No, legit suck my dick. I won the motherfucking Hong Kong cup

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SMD I won the Hong Kong cup, an exclusive cue and 250 000 Pool Coins! https://t.co/suugZLPZlr

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I stood in the cashier's line to get a paper bag and then I forgot to ask for a paper bag cuz I was so frustrated I was standing in the cashier's line and not going through self check.

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You would be super impressed, I cut my toenails on a regular basis

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Keep my name out your mouth mom

[Luxury Vinyl Ben @420floorgod]

Why dont we eat turkey eggs?

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I am to blame also

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The CEO of my company follows me on snapchat now so thats terrible

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Uh oh i think my mom follows me on Tinder now that's not true yeah I definitely meant Twitter

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@tallblar i only tweet for you

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The type of girlfriend @rararyan would steal from me

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Bring a comb cuz I'm going to brush your hair

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Shout out to Plenty of Fish for constantly reminding me how unpopular I am

[Luxury Vinyl Ben @420floorgod]

@richardblade perfect Turkey day song: The Eton Rifles by The Jam

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Want this on my tombstone

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Hi. I'm afraid of milk.

[Luxury Vinyl Ben @420floorgod]

Jesus is king. yeezus is God. I am floor

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

If you want this to happen you should probably speak up and use @FoodNetwork when you do!