sandra • she/her

idek what's going on anymore

[sandra • she/her @420neopets]

best thing about being a barista is the apron covers my fupa

[linnea 🪐 @twlvclara]

like what the hell was this

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Screen time down 10% this week

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Time to pay the fucking rent again

[sandra • she/her @420neopets]

@ghostgatorade yes

[sandra • she/her @420neopets]

25 is the year of coming home early to sit on the couch with my kindle and a full roll of saltines

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Oh, for sure man

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

[sandra • she/her @420neopets]

just a reminder that people who are controlling can manipulate their friends into thinking THEYRE the victim. they frequently will be the first to say that the other person is a narcissist to place blame on somebody else. be wary. protect yourself from abusers.

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

What’s a try guy?

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

2017 vs 2022

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

they say “how to turn your side hustle into your main source of income” because it’s less dystopian than saying “how to use your hobbies to afford food”

[PolarJohan @PolarJohan15]

The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember: