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forlorn

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just fount out about the loch ness monster. what in the actual FUCK!

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these bitches are slowly falling out of love with sosa

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cant come into work tomorrow, got a pibby glitch

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white guy who's never been outside of indiana saying "soigne" and "oi" at the texmex place

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they're putting me on the menu as a seasonal dish bro

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back in highschool there was a hole in the bathroom wall and me and my buddies used to piss in there

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great. one hit off the smelling salts now im permatripping

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(writing appetizers)
yellowtail crudo that makes you sick. $64

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(writing a new menu)
hmm... candy bomb that explodes in your mouth with sweet goodness. savory bomb filled with wondrous, decadent umami. spicy bomb that makes you completely fucked, whole day ruined. salty bomb of cheeky brine... yeah... yeah that's a ripper for sure

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they should make a gamestop for groceries

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@mikerecine mike you look like both of them combined

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(translated from Portuguese)

The end of my life

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nonna's never make red sauce anymore

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commenting "im crine sonion" on my grandma's obituary

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@bawitdabababe btw it's time for my daily bath

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@bawitdabababe called off my doctors appointment because i didnt want him to prescribe me prep

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@bugsquelcher just sent this in my work gc then opened twitter to this tweet... friday is amongst us

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only walked through the dining room once and all i heard was an old white guy in striped pajamas giving an alex jones style speech about satan. "The devil is REAL. Satan is REAL!"

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cooking a 15 course meal for a catholic cult of business executives tonight.. what the crud is my fuck ass life

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18 hours in the clock app this week yeah i fucking know the time

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real posting on shitpost because im not supposed to talk about the catholic cult

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cooking a 15 course meal for a catholic cult of business executives tonight.. what the crud is my fuck ass life