Yoko Bono

artist/house-sitter

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Snack time! @nottjmiller

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

It has been 1,987 weeks since I was born in the year 1987. I finally learned to count.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

In case you didn’t know!:
Today is international…. unless you’re tomorrow. Or yesterday?

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Pre 2025: you keep porn in tabs.
Post 2025: porn keeps tabs on u.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

I feel very betrayed when @TheDailyShow says they’ll be right back but when they come back they just say “That’s our show.”

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

@neiltyson Happy birthday, birthday buddy!

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

It will often be quicker to go down a hill slowly.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Come back to us, Hootie.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

I’ll take a tropical depression over this midwhatever.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

This old ticker in my chest may not last forever but it sure does care about you all.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Cankle

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Everybody wants to rule… Kamala’s shoulder pads.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

I’m very unmotivated and self-deprecating but I know big words.
Give job.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

If a person dies in a car accident they should use forensics to find out what song they were listening to and that should be in the obituary.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

It’s Friday! Let’s smoke a bowl and fuck some hole!

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

I want one of these eating disorders but I constantly have the munchies.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

You are my constitute proper

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Don’t like clams. Don’t like clammy.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

Bring back cute 90’s boy hair.

[Yoko Bono @420woo]

There will always be more alcohol.
There won’t always be more you.