🎥421🔥🏰🗝💨

Comedy and creativity in 160 characters or less. Fictional copyrighted character, freely licensed alternative can not be reasonably obtained.

[🎥421🔥🏰🗝💨 @421writes]

seems to be this new universal greeting around the world...

"fuck you, have a nice day"

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WHY accept "terrible" when you can have "perfection" . . . . you would NOT.

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"I tried" - BAA HAHA hahaha.... NO, you phuquing did not, you barely moved the needle. Don't cry, you still get a trophy.

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Even if not informed. . . . I always know when the decision has been made. It's in your eyes, even if I've never seen them.

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Impossible to be everything, easy to be nothing. pick 2.

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Tron needed Flynn, Flynn will never be Tron.

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@_darlingmellow . . . . yes . . . . go on . . . .

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@_darlingmellow that is a lie . . . . and you know it.

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@_darlingmellow oh . . . not gonna ask . . .

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. . . . 2am . . . . coyotes . . . . no peace . . . .

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@_darlingmellow @kristabellerina w d y m ?

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@_darlingmellow @GraniteDhuine Edinbro

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@_darlingmellow "you need to take a bath .... get some sleep

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@_darlingmellow it only works if you actually sleep ...

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Now that I am older, I can start using my tits on social media, generate some real engagement.

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[🎥421🔥🏰🗝💨 @421writes]

@_darlingmellow pretty sure you mean "toes"

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Someone just told me this

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is the new "Fuck You"

is that true?

[🎥421🔥🏰🗝💨 @421writes]

To "be or not to be.." NO..you have to be not just avoid being.... "float like a butterfly sting like a bee" is wiser... what's your secret when you get into the social media ring?

[🎥421🔥🏰🗝💨 @421writes]

Have you looked under your bed recently? DARE YOU to and tell what you find... I bet it's a crime...