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[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When you find out your boss isn't in today, so the day already starts to feel lighter.

[osama @0ba0sama]

ovoo and kik went together like seven and eight. this era .. YOU just had to be there cause middle school Omg

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When I’m on my 4th “that’s crazy” and the person is still talking

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

48 hours is nowhere near enough time to recover from a 5 day work week.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Can't believe it’s already May. Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[blue @bluewmist]

Let’s be honest:

- Saturday is the only true weekend day
- Friday belongs to work
- Sunday already belongs to Monday

we’ve been scammed

[rave* @rareblurs]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

How I feel when I finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

credit karma: “your credit score is 800”

car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

[shadon @pvrekhs]

apple i don’t understand how one airpod can die while the other still has 40% when they both sit in the case for the same amount of time

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

No offense, but money would fix every single one of my problems. like literally all of them. I can’t even think of a single problem that money wouldn't actually immediately solve.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Them 8 hours at work go by quick when you call off 😭

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[solé @layxsnv]

Damn they took Tommy thru there 😂😭