Jessi Norton

I know where my towel is. Cook-in-training.

[Jessi Norton @42andeverything]

This @100percentBS vs @furyultimate game is making me regret taking the summer off...#liveultimate

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

*deep breath* VANILLA IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLEX FLAVORS KNOWN TO MAN AND IT'S ONLY OVERUSE THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE THE BORING, SAFE CHOICE THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED SCREAM

[Jessi Norton @42andeverything]

@eehill63 Tbh still waiting for that Swedish Fish mention. Or someone to confirm that the Chocolate Chip Cookie ones taste like coffee

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
*perfect quad*
LOVE
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
*perfect quad*
LOOOVE
YES I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
*sets up for quad, but then I just wag my finger at the judges and smile*
BUT I WON'T DO THAT
[flawless score, a hailstorm of stuffed bears]

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

35% of Puerto Rico, 450K people are still without power. The US Virgin Islands and PR are still devastated. Parts of Florida and Texas are still recovering from Hurricane damage. California towns devastated from fires. Flint STILL has no clean drinking water, but a wall, right?

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Brothers first.

[Jessi Norton @42andeverything]

Silencing breathless ESPN notifications so I can mourn. #GoDawgs

[Jessi Norton @42andeverything]

Googling heart attack symptoms as the #NationalChampionship goes into overtime

[Celia Palermo @CeliaPalermo]

Oh you wanna call a face mask now??

[Celia Palermo @CeliaPalermo]

Oh yeah baby!!! https://t.co/1qIJ7X504B

[Former Gov. Nathan Deal @GovernorDeal]

Here at the Capitol, I’m keeping the main thing the main thing. #committotheG #atd #uga

[Former Gov. Nathan Deal @GovernorDeal]

I’ve proclaimed January 5 as “#UGA Football Friday,” & I encourage fans far and wide to represent @FootballUGA tomorrow by wearing red and black. #keepchoppingwood #ATD

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

"Dear Northerners: We get that this weather is no big deal for you. Now please shut up." https://t.co/6xrc39AVm3

[Jessi Norton @42andeverything]

Absolutely not. I don’t want his tiny orange hands anywhere near my Dawgs. https://t.co/9fHXB4POF6

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

BREAKING: Trump plans to attend Georgia-Alabama football championship game https://t.co/LKOj9Hf6mX #UGA2ATL

[Tanner McClure @tanman128]

I feel like I speak for everyone who sat through the rain in Sanford on October 3, 2015...

The revenge tour just added another date in Atlanta

#GoDawgs

[Celia Palermo @CeliaPalermo]

love this https://t.co/UgPvSUPqXS

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

For anyone wondering who to thank for the election of Senator Doug Jones.

[Jessi Norton @42andeverything]

Ms. Sandra: Actual National Treasure https://t.co/2mDyhpVVfL

[Jimmy Mickle @livelaughlime]

I’ve had the chance to participate in countless opportunities not offered to all, I’m excited to hear and see more from those underrepresented. @ckocher3 and I will be donating $1 for every retweet! #livelaughretweet https://t.co/WbWfjeUMbq