human bean

send puppy pics~perpetually overwhelmed~season your chicken

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

"Don't talk to me, my Adderall is wearing off"

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

I'm too tipsy to process my family drama rn so I'm watching Seinfeld 🤪

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@crystalrdriguez 🤣🤣🤣

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@crystalrdriguez He ready

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@anabelrdz08 Ben does that when we go to the skatepark 🤣

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@lmtrejo87 I see what u did there 🤣🤑

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

Why do all Dollar Generals smell the same

[grunge bob implants 🇵🇸 @joni_xcx]

my squatty potty is just a pair of platform heels in front of the toilet :-)

[zo @zolannyyy]

i think the confetti that pops up after i turn in an assignment on canvas is the only thing that’s gonna get me through this semester

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@anabelrdz08 Love you 🤗

[crystal 🦋 @crystalrdriguez]

Man fuck them kids

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@pykate I love you Karen 😭❤❤

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@crystalrdriguez Why would u tell the whole world I'm 25 so embarrassing...ahhh 👅🤣

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@crystalrdriguez It was perfect crystal smh

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

Just took the most perfect poop of my life but the picture I took came out blurry and I already flushed. I can never have anything nice in this world

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@ohh_melissa24 Navy por mi

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@TexasMeatSlap 🤣🤣

[Danielle Lopez @ldlopz]

My first story for @TexasObserver is out!

I remember vividly 20 years ago, just days after 9/11, when the causeway connecting Port Isabel and SPI collapsed, killing eight people. I had no idea how much more to the story there was. 1/ https://t.co/ki7ue4PBvN

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

@JackeyyG For real!! My cat doesn't even have a job smh

[human bean @438Sabrinaa]

One of Ben's friends invited us two steppin', Ben laughed and said no we ain't into that. Little does he know 🤣