John Landers

50 something geek.... with a wife!

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@thebestofclois 4slktl

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@Dittomoogle what a cunt

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@bushontheradio Richie Firth is a fucking animal

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@OC Let's start a rumour the house is haunted & heres photo evidence to prove it #SpiritOfRadioDJ

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@OC Is there a 3 day wait for the latest release, Force 10 from Navarone?

One for the kids to google there.

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God bless Hackney.
Where you can be called "sweerheart" & told "You're a prick" all within 30 seconds....by the same person.

#LondonLife

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My daughter has control of the TV.
Love Island & now Big Brother.

Can't I send her to bed even if she is 23?

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#CoalitionNames Conservative Unionist Nationalist Trust or C.U.N.T for short.

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sheets & blankets vs duvets.
A heated discussion ensued then someone mentioned the valance & it all kicked off.

#DoesThisCountAsPillowTalk?

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@paulsylvester75 @OC He is wearing a conductor's outfit to be fair.
#TicketsPlease

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After this day off I need a day off.
#InSickness&InHealth

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@RealDysonator @cineworld The curse of the early morning starts.
I know that only too well.

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@RealDysonator @cineworld Did you stay awake a tge way through big fella?

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#playstationlive
fire arrow

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#playstationlive fire arrow

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Looking in an M&S window & thinking "That's a lovely scarf" & the realisation hits you that you are "getting on a bit."

#OldMan

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Oh Lord, grant me the serenity not to smack the taste out of this idiot's mouth..

#Job'sWorth

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2 & half hours to drive 23 miles?

The London south circular.
The gift that keeps on giving.

#JoysOfDriving

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@bushontheradio welcome to Stevie Wonder's world....

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@OC nothing says Happy New Year like a morbidly obese Man pulling a truck with his neck.