While Japan was on the cutting edge of making awesome cars and electronics and shit in the 80s, we perfected burger technology. The cool side stays COOL, motherfucker. Checkmate.
Donald Trump will go down in history as the first American president to have willingly betrayed his own country in service to a foreign enemy. His acts of treason will be taught in history books for generations to come, and the name “Trump” will become synonymous with treachery.