447 Park

We're better than you, and we know it

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@135University also, tell your inhabitants to stop tweeting about it. No one cares

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@135University Newsflash! You are in possession of a magical device they call a thermostat which allows you to control the temperature

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@135University If those walls could talk... They would beg for therapy sessions or an automatic rifle to end the suffering they endure daily

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@135University Your shingles can't shiver you're an inanimate object.. Better luck next time #chump
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@135University I always heard the girls in your house smelled awful, but I guess this confirms it. Keep them away from me please.
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@135University looks like somebody took a house-sized dump on that lawn

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@135University your tweets are fucking stupid