Eric

Engineering Mechanics major. The plan is to be the next Jim Wetherbee.

[Eric @44Emack44]

My phone just autocorrected "me" to "Merica" which I guess isn't that bad seeing how I do embody the 'Merican spirit #USA

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Why is the U.S government putting fluoride in the water for our teeth but not Creatine to get us swole? Makes you think 🤔

[Mike Carlson @mikeykaz05]

What. A. Day. It's been a long road to get to the ACB but worth it for this moment right here.

Thanks to everyone for the messages and support!

[Eric @44Emack44]

@TheoKeith Any mention of restrictions on gyms?

[Mike Carlson @mikeykaz05]

Year 6. Let's get after it.

[Eric @44Emack44]

My username didn’t auto fill on my work computer and I spent 5 minutes trying to remember my login. How’s your Monday?

[Eric @44Emack44]

They advertise Jepson’s Malört at #dannyspubmadison. That’s my kind of place #illhaveanother

[Eric @44Emack44]

Eddy Raven's "best of" album was only 30 minutes long. I guess that means he wasn't that good of a musician 😬

[Eric @44Emack44]

My engineering degree did not prepare me adequately for assembling ikea furniture.

[Eric @44Emack44]

I drink coffee like a healthy person drinks water

[Eric @44Emack44]

@danrthomas https://t.co/P2bBBH7Sg9

[Mike Carlson @mikeykaz05]

Javale just hit a mid range jumper!?!? Did that actually happen?

[Eric @44Emack44]

Friday: 2nd degree burns cooking
Monday: solidworks deletes files
Wednesday: body wash gets in my eye
Thursday: struck be meteor (probably)

[Eric @44Emack44]

Walking to the third round playoff game for intramural ball like

[Eric @44Emack44]

In my book, summer starts when the beer you left outside is warmer than the beer in your fridge. Today is that day.

[Eric @44Emack44]

On the bright side, when your water completely boils over, you get a head start on cleaning your stove.

[Eric @44Emack44]

I just set up outlook on my personal laptop and suddenly I feel really old...

[Eric @44Emack44]

I reffed both a "hackfest" and a "freethrow contest." Quote of the day: "if you don't blow that whistle, someone will get hurt, maybe you."

[Eric @44Emack44]

If you move to a new city and want to make new friends, I do not recommend refereeing youth sports #ProTip

[Eric @44Emack44]

When a disgruntled parent asks "Who taught you to ref!?!?", the answer will be a quick "nobody did, thanks for asking."

[Eric @44Emack44]

So, I'm refereeing an 8th grade basketball tournament today and all I can think about is how much ref karma I have accrued over the years...

[Eric @44Emack44]

Perhaps that's not the best example since he got less than a 50%....