Calvin Mitchell

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

The word religion appears in the Constitution twice.

Both times, it’s preceded by the word “No.”

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

On June 19, 1865, African American communities in Galveston, Texas, finally learned of their freedom from slavery — two and a half years after the Emancipation Proclamation took effect.

For 161 years, Juneteenth has been a day of remembrance for the freedom that was delayed. It is also a celebration of the joy and resilience that flourished despite that delay.

The contributions of African Americans, whose struggle for freedom shaped our nation, are immeasurable. Yet too many Black families continue to bear the brunt of an affordability crisis that has pushed them out of the neighborhoods and communities they've built.

True freedom has a tangible impact on daily life: the ability to afford housing, earn a living wage, put food on the table, support a family, and create a future for generations to come.

As we celebrate today, we must recommit ourselves to ensuring this freedom is fully realized.

Happy Juneteenth, New York City.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The White House is crashing out because The Weather Channel reported the weather 🤣

[Rynge @Rynge_]

aight this one almost made me tear up. seeing people enjoy once in a lifetime moments in harmony is one of the beautiful things about humanity

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

The funniest thing about Kingdom Hearts is that at no point in the series does Sora have any idea what’s going on and that’s why I fuck with him because me either twin this some bullshit huh

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Yesjulz @YesJulz]

Does everyone understand how absolutely insane this is?!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

Why they always got me looking like I’m saying “that nigga ain’t making that shit”

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

first off, i’d pull her into a tight hug, laugh it off, smooch and kiss her then remind her she’s still my princess.

no fear or shouting, just love so she knows one mistake doesn’t change how i see her. then i’d take her with me to the repair shop, let her sit beside me while i talk to the mechanic, so she quietly sees how adults face problems and handle money in real life. after, i’d still treat her to something small she loves, maybe ice cream or a little gift she’s been wanting and also buy a drawing canvas for her.

when we get home, i’d sit her down and show her the repair bill, breaking it down simply so she understands that money pays for school, food and all her favorite things. not to scare her, just to connect actions with consequences. we’d end the day drawing together

and i’d tell her if she wants to leave daddy love notes or masterpieces. there’s a better canvas than the car, the one we bought earlier.

[Covie @covie_93]

All those politicians running for their lives during a shooting finally got to understand how kids in schools feel.

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Telling my girl it’s time to go cause the game about to come on

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

You guys are hilarious on here fr😭

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”