IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa)

I'm a Mormon* Member of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints, artist, tweetster, brother nature, more than meets the eye. Comedian -amateur at best.

[IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa) @44characters]

@LindseyStirling Also if you are kind and build others you're not going to take people being unkind to you or those around you. #illLiftTheYoullLiftMeAndWellAscendTogetherEternally

[IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa) @44characters]

@TRHLofficial Penelope persephone parsnip

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

‘A Fetus Should Not Be Treated Like A Human,’ Says Woman With Cat Named Dave That Wears A Sweater https://t.co/YSgLHtBTMj

[IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa) @44characters]

@Punchy_Playz Both with a mysterious 3rd option

[🇺🇸MidwestBadAss🇺🇸 @Punchy_Playz]

A or B for Dr. Fauci?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Arson suspect arrested in WA in connection with the Spokane wildfire (700 destroyed buildings)

Prior felony for killing his father

Aaron Farinacci (37)

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

pure “we the people” authority

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Yep! And she’s too dumb to catch on.

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

We came within a pencil shaving of losing everything. It would not have come back. I wouldn't be writing this. Forbidden. Nor would you be reading this. Forbidden.

Camps.

The darkness & silence of the camps.

I've met a few people who would have served, happily, as guards.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

In-N-Out Shooting Hero BREAKS SILENCE, Reveals How He TOOK ON Gunman For First Time

Jordan Salinas: "He seemed unusually comfortable aiming that rifle at those cars then as soon as rounds started coming at him. Everything changed"

Absolute hero. 🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Slavery was ended primarily by Britain

[IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa) @44characters]

@cuteonlyvibes Harvey dent

[IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa) @44characters]

@cuteonlyvibes Two face

[Fox News @FoxNews]

The Army is seeing one of its strongest recruiting comebacks in years.

Patriotism, a sense of purpose, and job security are seen as the top reasons behind this recruiting surge.

The Army's recruiting has climbed nearly 38% overall since its fiscal year 2022 low.

This fiscal year alone, more than 61,500 future soldiers have signed on for active-duty service.

@Brooketaylortv @SpecialReport

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

I've had to add a second Retard of the Day.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but requiring ID for groceries but not voting seemed important enough to update it.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

I feel like I just saw a unicorn.

Texan boyfriend and I were getting something to eat. We see a car parking with one of those "student driver" stickers on the back. We are fully expecting Indians to get out.

But it was an ACTUAL AMERICAN TEENAGE STUDENT DRIVER who exited the driver's side. With his MOTHER on the passenger side.

We were stunned. Someone in Texas using the sticker for its intended purpose and not to excuse retarded driving from third worlders?

SHOCKED, I tell you!

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

How would you feel about that?

[IAN (cornholio/ rapapapapapa) @44characters]

No lies detected

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

THIS
IS
NOT
TEXAS!
THIS
IS
AN
INVASION!
WAKE
UP
TEXAS!
KICK
THEM
ALL
OUT!