Alejandra Sosa

An aspiring PB&J sandwich

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

“Notify Anyway” !

[schrödinger’s cooter cat @xannekix]

u learned english bc u wanna talk to us. we didn’t learn yall language cuz we don’t wanna talk to yall

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

If your last breakup didn’t turn you into an ATHLETE, it wasn’t that deep fr.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

One thing about me, I’m muting a group chat almost immediately.

[jxst.cash ⚝ @callme_cashhh]

The concept of god telling me to forgive my enemies but he’s burning his.

[Café com tua mãe @eavickner]

a vida quando vc finalmente aceita que o problema é vc

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i shoulda bought a house in 2015 instead of tryna HITTT THE QUANNN 💔

[Posterboyzac™️ @ZAC_CHOSEN]

I don’t have fear of missing out, I have a fear of being included in some bullshit.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Nothing makes me lose interest faster than feeling like I’m competing for someone’s attention.

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

You fly overseas enough you’ll put all that “I like catching flights not feelings” shit to BED!

[that/nigga @LordNipppy]

Goin to get your bean flicked & fiddled on vacation for 8 shillings by the local slaves is completely crazy

[Hits Junkie @hitsjunkie]

this plane - wiz khalifa, 2009

produced by id labs

[gm @graxemeda]

I make it very obvious too idc

[ᴀʀʏᴀ @juegoofthrones]

the north remembers

[. @AhnRee__]

I really hate how funny I find this smh lmao

[ɱσℓℓყ🎭💿🌐🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮ ♫₊ @mollyfromdenali]

what boosie be in the car blasting after a long hard day of homophobia on twitter.🕺🔊

[Margaret Yanki @MargaretYanki1]

You cannot have a man and be asking for help in a black family. They immediately want to know what the fuck is the man you are fucking on doing to help you.

[K.BO 2WO5IVE @KBOMFXXV]

Sab always good in the hood 😂🔥

[Broward Stern @KnowbodysTweets]

Angel Reese

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Teacher friend: Can you come and talk to my kindergarteners for career day?

Me: No problem….